I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she peed on how many people?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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