? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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