So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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