ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I did not marry a roomba.
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