Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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