Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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