I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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