Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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