Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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