Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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