You're my little dorito
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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