i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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