is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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