Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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