Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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