even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My dick has a subreddit
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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