My hand turned me down
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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