Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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