Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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