Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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