Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
tell me about the eggs
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