Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
how drunk are you?
Several
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
