i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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