once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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