so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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