She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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