just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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