So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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