FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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