And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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