Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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