I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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