Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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