but the lizard people decide everything anyway
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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