do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
