So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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