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(845): View more from New York

would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?

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(561): View more from Florida

I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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(708): View more from Illinois

its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something

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(910): View more from North Carolina

NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.

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(585): View more from New York

Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up

(1-585): View more from New York

Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit

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(512): View more from Texas

You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you missed a good time last night.

(410): View more from Maryland

you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.

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