What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've blown a few things in my day
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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