Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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