check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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