Is it because I queefed?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You were trust falling into bushes
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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