Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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