SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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