It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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