am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
