What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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