I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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