Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
And then my night got REAL pukey
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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