he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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