I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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