Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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