The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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