Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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