No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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